The first post.

Let the shitstorm begin.

Yes, I’m Corey. Why a blog? Because I get bored. Because I love bandwagons. Because, at heart, I’m a self-centered ego-driven monster, who loves to see his name in public, and, additionally, loves to have people comment on said name.

Seriously, though, I just like writing to myself.

You can learn about me more in the future, but for now, I’m simply “Corey” to you. And, since I’m at work, you can also consider me full of “slack.” Bob Dobbs taught me well.


This was lovingly handwritten on February 20th, 2005