Wee Cumbria

Will someone lend me £3,000,000 so I can buy this island in the Firth of Clyde Scotland? It’s the bump in the middle.

I noticed this on Google Sightseeing, and had to make a pitch to make it mine.

From now on, I’m starting a fund to purchase this island, known as Little Cumbrae. According to Google Sightseeing, it has “a jetty, two cottages, three vacant houses, a lighthouse complex and a twelve bedroom baronial mansion.”

It’s perfect.

Please help today by donating to the Put Corey Vilhauer on Wee Cumbria Fund. Anyone who donates over $1,000 gets a free one week stay in any of the mansion’s twelve rooms. For more information, please see the Wikipedia description.

Don’t just do it for me. Do it for yourself.

Thank you for your time.