RenFest tongue eater!
Well, I’ll be out of town for the weekend — I’m going to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.
I know it sounds dorky, but it’s actually a pretty cool place. And there’s nothing dorky about being tipsy on Pabst at noon on a Saturday.
Until Monday, I’ll leave you with this monstrosity — a tongue eating parasite. It might be the grossest thing I’ve seen today.
Thanks to Chris for finding that. Or, if you happened to be eating or something when you saw that, curse him as well.