Vilhauer. Corey Vilhauer.

Thanks to MySpace, I’ve become quite familiar with the wide spectrum of “quizzes,” most of which spell out exactly how well you kiss, how “freaky” you may be, and additionally, how hot you are in the sack.

Of course, every once in a while a quiz pops out at me, and it took this one (sent to everyone by my good friend Jimmy P.) to realize my full potential.

Which Action Hero would I be? Why, Bond himself.

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You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6’s best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license’s to kill. He doesn’t care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007 71%
Captain Jack Sparrow 63%
Maximus 63%
Neo, the "One" 58%
Indiana Jones 54%
Lara Croft 46%
The Amazing Spider-Man 46%
William Wallace 42%
Batman, the Dark Knight 33%
The Terminator 33%
El Zorro 29%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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That’s too bad — I always pictured myself as Indiana Jones — the history loving archaeologist that just happens to hate — hate! — the Nazis.

And snakes.

Oh well — James Bond is witty, intelligent, and incredibly attractive. Not only do I get to save the world, but I also get all the hotties now. Go MySpace!