It’s not that I’m not making this up. It’s that I REFUSE to make something up like this.
Iowan accused of Cheeto attack
Police report: Evidence includes Cheeto dust
By Associated Press
Published: September 4, 2007
A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said.
The weapon? A bag of Cheetos.
Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.
The bag hit his father’s glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, police said.
The police report said “Michael’s T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust.”
Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.
Wait for it…
It ain’t easy, being cheesy.