A quick aside about dieting
Listen, I know that no one wants to hear about dieting. No one wants to hear about the pudgy blogger who has gained weight, nor do they want to hear about the process of them losing that weight.
But come on.
So yeah. I’m doing this. Because I need to get healthy. And you – YES, I’M LOOKING AT YOU, WORK REFRIGERATOR – should just LAY OFF and stop stocking up with ice cream sandwiches.
It’s getting pretty rude, buddy. If you don’t mind, I’d prefer it if you – and anyone else who’s paying attention – would kindly stop tempting me with your vicious delectables.
Thanks. Carry on.