A personal ranking of the various versions of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” by someone who hates the well-known version by The Tokens

The standings:

1. “The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight” by R.E.M.

2. “The Guitar (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)” by They Might Be Giants

3. “Wimoweh” by Nanci Griffith

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317. “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” by the Tokens