D*** it

SIERRA: Damn it.
KERRIE: Sierra, little girls shouldn’t say “damn it.”
SIERRA: *beginning to cry* Only mommies and daddies can say “damn it?”
KERRIE: Well, even mommies and daddy’s shouldn’t say it.
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SIERRA: *holding back tears*
…
SIERRA: So NO ONE can say “damn it?!”

(Great. Go ahead and guess where she learned THAT phrase. One hint: IT WAS ME.

I’m probably too early for the Father of the Year award, right?)